diary

December 16, 2008:
Photoboth, Christmas sweater, cards with witty sayings... I don't understand why everyone isn't on board.
December 15, 2008:
Stephen wants to buy thrift store underwear for all the kids, wrap them, and hide their real gifts....That would be hillarious!!
December 14, 2008:
I finally bought some gifts. Hope people like reading and scarves- Merry Christmas!!
December 13, 2008:
I'm getting concerned that the certified letter I sent didn't arrive or was refused. That Sam is a slippery sucka!
December 12, 2008:
It seems Ivana and Kira don't want to be on Team Beppi.... and I'm a real bitch, for those of you who didn't know.
December 11, 2008:
Titaliscious came over for massive cookie baking. She taught me new songs about crusifixion- I love Tita!!
December 10,2008:
Well, it's Wednesday the day Stephen and I make sweet weekly love. I'm so glad we did it during school hours. Screaming at the kids during really
busts my groove.
December 9, 2008:
Well, I'm getting quite a lot done on my holiday gift making list while at work....Handmade gifts ARE better than store bought, do you think the
little slave kids that made that sweater made it with LOVE or FEAR?
December 8, 2008:
I think we really have to weigh the costs of have crazy and whorey people at the hotel verus the costs of poo towels and mental anguish to the
employees at the hotel.
December 7, 2008:
Carol didn't smack Ivana during our happy Holiday cookie baking day and our dog didn't die- another Christmas miracle!!
December 6, 2008:
The Photo coordinator at the Sears Portrait Studio was suggesting one last pose involving all the kids laying on the ground. Strom suggested doing
like a crime scene photo.... I'm afraid I didn't see any fake blood on the costume ambiance shelves.
December 5, 2008:
I had a conference with Strom's school. Later, I questioned him and had to tell him not to tell people that he hears voices and sees things.
Ordinary people don't think that you're like that Halley Jole Osborne and can see dead people- they think you're schizophrenic.
December 4, 2008:
When facing a crisis, I can always count on Ivana to find a way for it to benefit her in the most annoying way to me.
December 3, 2008:
Ed there is a fine line between crazy being entertaining and scarey. You need to find that line.